IC Contact

[polariity]

"Beep beep, you've reached the Thiioniic, whether you wanted to or not. I am either dead or buthy, probably the former knowing my luck, but feel free to leave a methage at the tone and maybe I'll remember to look over my voicemail."

Comments

voice.

[00nothing]

Or something, yes.

voice.

[polariity]

If you ever wanna... I dunno, do junk over where I am, you can come over whenever.

voice.

[00nothing]

[alex's laughter starts sort of low but grows in strength quickly enough.]

Are you inviting me over for a playdate, Psii?

voice.

[polariity]

Thure, let me jutht get the tiny adorable thandwiches and thit to make it all proper and junk.

[whomheloved]

That's a surpurrise.

voice.

[00nothing]

[still laughing a little, he can't help it okay, the conversation is almost surreal at this point.]

Good, I'd hate to find myself at an improper playdate.

[polariity]

[So. That's how she's going to play it.]

Tho Dildocan and Cumthock? I agree, they're lovely nameth.

voice.

[polariity]

Don't worry. I'm a gentletroll. It will be tho proper. Proper ath ballth.

[This asshole]

voice.

[00nothing]

Perfect, I'm looking forward to it.

[whomheloved]

No. They're my kitties. You don't get to call them anything.

Text

[binauralbees]

p2ii where the fuck are you!? riin ii2 wantiing two head out and ii'm not leaviing here wiith out you and dii. ii have my shiit packed and we're goiing two head out 2oon.

p2ii plea2e...don't make me loo2e 2omeone el2e ii care about alriight?

meet up wiith u2 okay!? iif you aren't there ii won't forgiive you.

[polariity]

Well, you're not telling me their nameth, and I have to call them thomething.

Text

[polariity]

we're comiing

not dead yet

Text

[binauralbees]

damn well better not diie. ju2t be 2afe.

Text

[polariity]

alriight
II mean
that 2ound2 liike a really que2tiionable iidea riight now
But alriight II'll be 2afe




You two

[whomheloved]

I haven't chosen their names yet! I want to wait and see what they're like first.

[polariity]

Jutht pick any name!

[whomheloved]

No! They have to be perfect names for them.

Text

[binauralbees]

ii wiill.
hell Riin won't let me do anythiing two reckle22.

[polariity]

I have perfect nameth.

[whomheloved]

They're rude and mean and they're my kitties, you already got to name yours! [Her voice is going snarly, the way it does when she starts getting genuinely upset about something.]

[polariity]

[Aw shit-]

Okay, okay! They're your kittieth.

[whomheloved]

All mine. [You may have just saved your kitty-petting privileges, Psii.

And she's not talking about the cats.]

[polariity]

Yeth, yeth, all yourth, tho hurry up and pick nameth already.

voice

[barebacking]

I cannot find Lautrec. You have to help me.