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[polariity]

"Beep beep, you've reached the Thiioniic, whether you wanted to or not. I am either dead or buthy, probably the former knowing my luck, but feel free to leave a methage at the tone and maybe I'll remember to look over my voicemail."

Comments

[polariity]

...You know that'sh cheating.

[whomheloved]

You'd have two sets of two, Psii!

[For kittens she will do anything, even abuse his two-obsession shamelessly.]

[polariity]

That's what I mean by cheating!

[Dammit... Must... resist... Fuck it he's going to give in isn't he UGH]

[whomheloved]

It's kittens!!

[Psii should not even be surprised here.]

[polariity]

[UGH]

...You're going to have to feed them. All of them.

[whomheloved]

[SUCCESS!]

I will! I'll catch them so many yummy things and they'll grow up big and strong and I'll teach them to hunt! And they'll be best friends with Glop, and Frey can groom them all. It'll be purrfect, Psii!

[polariity]

Analcoat doethn't groom anyone but Glop.

[whomheloved]

Of course she would.

[Also she is going to take a photo of her and post it to the network with FREY written under it at this rate. Dammit Psii.]

[polariity]

...You're giving me a look again.

[whomheloved]

Guess why.

[He is so not going to be allowed to name either of the two new kittens.]

[polariity]

[LISTEN. HE NAMED FREY WELL.]

...Analangel ith a perfectly good name, for the record.

[whomheloved]

It's the worst name and you know it. Signless wouldn't approve.

[She sniffs in disapproval.]

[polariity]

Eth would underthtand that they are the perfect nameth, don't try and guilt trip me.

[whomheloved]

They are terrible names and Signless would agree with me on that. You know he would.

[To be honest Signless would probably burst out laughing when he heard them. And then look over guiltily at Di.

And then he and Psii would be sleeping on the couch for a long, long time. Separate couches.]

[polariity]

[He doesn't need to touch Signless to get him off, so fine!!]

Want to make a bet on that?

[whomheloved]

[Psii is a cheating cheater who cheats.]

If he ever shows up here, then fine.

[polariity]

You'll thee. I'm going to win.

[whomheloved]

I'm still naming the kittens myself.

[polariity]

Name them what, exactly?

[whomheloved]

That's a surpurrise.

[polariity]

[So. That's how she's going to play it.]

Tho Dildocan and Cumthock? I agree, they're lovely nameth.

[whomheloved]

No. They're my kitties. You don't get to call them anything.

[polariity]

Well, you're not telling me their nameth, and I have to call them thomething.

[whomheloved]

I haven't chosen their names yet! I want to wait and see what they're like first.

[polariity]

Jutht pick any name!