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[polariity]

"Beep beep, you've reached the Thiioniic, whether you wanted to or not. I am either dead or buthy, probably the former knowing my luck, but feel free to leave a methage at the tone and maybe I'll remember to look over my voicemail."

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[polariity]

...You're giving me a look again.

[whomheloved]

Guess why.

[He is so not going to be allowed to name either of the two new kittens.]

[polariity]

[LISTEN. HE NAMED FREY WELL.]

...Analangel ith a perfectly good name, for the record.

[whomheloved]

It's the worst name and you know it. Signless wouldn't approve.

[She sniffs in disapproval.]

[polariity]

Eth would underthtand that they are the perfect nameth, don't try and guilt trip me.

[whomheloved]

They are terrible names and Signless would agree with me on that. You know he would.

[To be honest Signless would probably burst out laughing when he heard them. And then look over guiltily at Di.

And then he and Psii would be sleeping on the couch for a long, long time. Separate couches.]

[polariity]

[He doesn't need to touch Signless to get him off, so fine!!]

Want to make a bet on that?

[whomheloved]

[Psii is a cheating cheater who cheats.]

If he ever shows up here, then fine.

[polariity]

You'll thee. I'm going to win.

[whomheloved]

I'm still naming the kittens myself.

[polariity]

Name them what, exactly?

[whomheloved]

That's a surpurrise.

[polariity]

[So. That's how she's going to play it.]

Tho Dildocan and Cumthock? I agree, they're lovely nameth.

[whomheloved]

No. They're my kitties. You don't get to call them anything.

[polariity]

Well, you're not telling me their nameth, and I have to call them thomething.

[whomheloved]

I haven't chosen their names yet! I want to wait and see what they're like first.

[polariity]

Jutht pick any name!

[whomheloved]

No! They have to be perfect names for them.

[polariity]

I have perfect nameth.

[whomheloved]

They're rude and mean and they're my kitties, you already got to name yours! [Her voice is going snarly, the way it does when she starts getting genuinely upset about something.]

[polariity]

[Aw shit-]

Okay, okay! They're your kittieth.

[whomheloved]

All mine. [You may have just saved your kitty-petting privileges, Psii.

And she's not talking about the cats.]

[polariity]

Yeth, yeth, all yourth, tho hurry up and pick nameth already.