IC Contact

[polariity]

"Beep beep, you've reached the Thiioniic, whether you wanted to or not. I am either dead or buthy, probably the former knowing my luck, but feel free to leave a methage at the tone and maybe I'll remember to look over my voicemail."

Comments

[whomheloved]

That's a surpurrise.

[polariity]

[So. That's how she's going to play it.]

Tho Dildocan and Cumthock? I agree, they're lovely nameth.

[whomheloved]

No. They're my kitties. You don't get to call them anything.

[polariity]

Well, you're not telling me their nameth, and I have to call them thomething.

[whomheloved]

I haven't chosen their names yet! I want to wait and see what they're like first.

[polariity]

Jutht pick any name!

[whomheloved]

No! They have to be perfect names for them.

[polariity]

I have perfect nameth.

[whomheloved]

They're rude and mean and they're my kitties, you already got to name yours! [Her voice is going snarly, the way it does when she starts getting genuinely upset about something.]

[polariity]

[Aw shit-]

Okay, okay! They're your kittieth.

[whomheloved]

All mine. [You may have just saved your kitty-petting privileges, Psii.

And she's not talking about the cats.]

[polariity]

Yeth, yeth, all yourth, tho hurry up and pick nameth already.