IC Contact

[polariity]

"Beep beep, you've reached the Thiioniic, whether you wanted to or not. I am either dead or buthy, probably the former knowing my luck, but feel free to leave a methage at the tone and maybe I'll remember to look over my voicemail."

Comments

voice

[polariity]

Now, I will admit I wath a little out of it... But when we were in the thame care, weren't you writing blood on the wallth or thomething?

voice

[barebacking]

Yes?

What of it?

voice

[polariity]

If thith were Alternia, I'd tell you "Nothing, I don't care" but we're not on Alternia. Apparently, according to humanth, when you paint with the blood of your young or your own body, then you're fucked up.

If that'sh normal on your planet, then fine, great, headth up for humanth being weird.

If not normal on your planet, then from what I underthtand that ith fucked up.

The more you know.

voice

[barebacking]

Humans are very difficult and so unwilling to accept others.

[That is not an answer, elf. He knows.]

voice

[polariity]

[...gdi that means it's weird where he's from too. Why does he make such questionable acquaintances?]

Yeah, they're a bit weird. But a few of them are pretty alright, if you can find oneth that don't drive you up the wall. My moirail wath alright, for example.

Re: voice

[barebacking]

Lautrec is the best of them, though...

Everyone else should aspire to be as he is ... or die.

Re: voice

[polariity]

No.

voice

[barebacking]

No?

voice

[polariity]

I'm not dying.

[Not because of Lautrec, any damn way.]

voice

[barebacking]

Oh, I do not mind you.

I suppose I just mean humans.

voice

[polariity]

Well, I don't think you're going to have much luck convincing any of them to jutht die.

voice

[barebacking]

Oh, silly and sweet troll.

You do not convince a person to die. You kill them.

voice

[polariity]

...Are you going to go on a murder thpree?

voice

[barebacking]

Would you stop me?

voice

[polariity]

On one hand- I'd feel a vague obligation to.

On the other, I'm trying to figure out how determined you'd be to do it anyway. And I'm not grubwatching anyone.

voice

[barebacking]

Well, you needn't worry about it.

To be honest, I am just going to see if I can allow all the humans that I know to fall down to a level that is much more understandable, much more reliable. Those that cannot will be killed. Most likely by those who have fallen.

So with that explanation, everything should be fine, yes?

voice

[polariity]

Much more reliable, huh...?

Yeah, it'sh fine for me anyway. It'd be nice if people were more reliable around here, frankly.

voice

[barebacking]

Not to worry.

I am working on it.

voice

[polariity]

...Try not to be too creepy at people in the meantime, alright?

voice

[barebacking]

What's "too creepy?"

voice

[polariity]

It dependth, but generally? Don't get too excited about gore, or people dying.

I mean, not right away. Give it a few minutesh and figure out if they're on the kind of wavelength you are.

voice

[barebacking]

You are very good at knowing how to get along with lesser people.

voice; yaha is the best excuse for me to use these icons, bless

[polariity]

...Don't call them that, either. Like, to their face.

Anyway, when they're the majority race, you learn a few thingth. I jutht pay attention.

voice; yay blessed!

[barebacking]

They really should try to please the people who are most likely going to wear their skin.

voice;

[polariity]

...I think we've hit another cultural difference. Why would you wear their thkin?