IC Contact for Midnight Syndicate

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[For anyone familiar enough with the Psiioniic or even who just plain asks around, it's easy enough to find his room over in Gloria's wing. There's a tiny little box with a slit on it attached to his door, plainly wooden save for the gemini symbol carved onto it.]

[Of course, anyone further familiar with him can contact him on his husktop at any time.]

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Youre An Asshole But Im Sure You Are Just Proud Of That

I Dont Really Have Any Excuses On That Front
I Wish I Had Explained These Things More Before
Maybe I Wouldnt Be In The Position I Am Now In
That Position Being Having Someone I Care For Not Wanting To Be With Me As A Matesprit

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Frankly iit 2ound2 liike 2he would have had a problem no matter how you explaiined iit
Cultural diifference2 and 2hiit
You'll move on
Tru2t me

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I Guess Youre Probably Right About Moving On
But Im Not Sure Im Even Over My Last Matesprit.

That Makes Me Think Of The Question
Have You Filled Any Of Your Quadrants With A Human
And If So How Is It So Far

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You were told nothiing about the ciircum2tance2 that lead to me haviing the quadrant talk wiith her iin the fiir2t place
Were you

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No I Heard Around The Mansion About Your Display Of Affection For Some Human I Dont Know
But I Thought It Better To Just Let You Explain

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He'2 my brand new kii2me2ii2 and he'2 a fuckiing 2cumbag
2eriiou2ly II can't beliieve 2omeone 2o fuckiing godawful can even exii2t iin the world
II thiink hii2 very exii2tence ii2 ju2t 2ome 2ort of freak anomaly becau2e no actual real per2on exii2tiing iin realiity can be that level of a22hole
No concept of how to avoiid beiing a huge ragiing bulge gobler
IIt'2 kiind of amaziing
Liike
II feel liike II 2hould document thii2 for 2ciience

Maybe get a tra2hy tv 2how all about hii2 my2teriiou2 way2
And utter douchebaggery
And how much bulge a bulge gobbler could gobble if a bulge gobbler could gobble bulge2

The an2wer ii2 eniigmatic and horrifyiing
IIn a dii2tiinctly arou2iing way
II've already made hiim choke on my genetiic materiial

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[ Kanaya just... wants to walk away from the stupidity of this message. But she can't. ]

Putting Aside The Fact That The Last Thing I Think I Would Ever Want To Hear About Is Your Bulge
Or Some Human With Your Bulge In Side Of Him In Any Sort Of Orifice
This Was Still Far Too Much Information Than I Could Have Ever Wanted
Asked For
Needed
Expected
And Any Other Synonym That Just Means In A Roundabout Way That Just
Ugh
And That Aside I Guess Im Glad That You Found Someone To So Strongly Hate

I Wont Lie And Say That Im Particularly Experienced In That Quadrant Myself
And Any Current Caliginous Flings Of My Own Now Seem To End Up With A Multitude Of Broken Bones Every Time I Run Into Her
But I Dont Think I Can Get Away From Her Either
Or Even Want To

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Bulge2

[Psii she did not need to know that]

Oh yeah that 2hiit
You're 2tiill doiing that??

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I
No
Why Did You Need To Tell Me That
I Think I Could Have Lived At Least A Few LifeTimes Not Knowing That

[ She imagines Sollux must be the same way and just... ugh. TMI. So so tmi. ]

Its Less That Im Doing It
And Its Just Sort Of Happening Out Of My COntrol

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IIt'2 iimportant to be factually correct

[Translation: Psii is an asshole.]

2ound2 liike an excu2e to me
Our fellow fucktoy2 aren't thiing2 out of our control

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I Think Maybe You Were Just Trying To Show Off
But I Can Empathically State It Makes No Difference To Me

Maybe You Havent Met Juri Han Yet
But I Can Give You A Short Description
She Is Crazy And Likely Will Kill Me If I Ever Said No To Her

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2o??
You realiize you can u2e the wiitche2 riight
Or fuck ju2t report her to the dii2ciipliinary commiittee
II can a22ure you that Hiibarii wiill fuckiing kiill her fiir2t iif 2he triie2 to 2tart 2hiit
He'2 allowed to do that
Becau2e apparently no one told Eve what a bad iidea that wa2

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Honestly Im Not Sure Who Im More Afraid Of At This Point
My Matron Witch Or Juri

Who Is Hibari?